What's up my jigglypuffs?

So! I am Beaerit.

I am female.

I have tripped over my own feet.

I (almost) took over th world, but I got distracted by something shiny.

I am against child abuse

I am aware so many people nowadays pretend to be people they are not

I don’t do drugs. And never will.

I talk to myself sometimes. And I’m not afraid to admit it.

I am against animal cruelty

I love God with my whole heart and I am 100 percent proud of it.

I push doors that say pull and vice versa

I ask really stupid, obvious questions

I sometimes forget how old I am when someone asks me.

I might want to slap you sometimes. I will.

I live in my own little world

I forget what I’m about to say, just as I am about to say it

I get good grades and still know almost nothing at all

I might argue with myself.

I might lose.

I threaten my computer

I burst out laughing about some things that aren’t funny

I may slap myself randomly

I think several inanimate objects hate me

I occasionally miss my mouth when trying to take a sip of water

I take great pride in being strange

I can think of a song in relation to anything

I have had several songs stuck in my head at one time

I argue with fictional characters when they start to get annoying

I probably need a life, but have no intentions of getting one

I get WAY to excited when movies/books come out

I have, way more times than once, ran into a glass door/tree/pole

I have, for no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny

I think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix already

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I have killed jokes

I do incredibly stupid things for no reason

I spent multiple hours a day reading

I wish I could go into a book and strangle a character for being so incredibly dumb

I annoy people just for the heck of it

I think my friends are weird

I am just a bit (okay, little more than a bit) insane

I think being unique is cooler than being cool

I think there are teachers that don’t know what the heck they’re doing

I hate snobby, obnoxious people

I have trouble keeping a straight face in an incredibly quiet room

I think its weird parents teach us how to walk and talk the first half of our lives

I think its weird parents tell us to sit down and shut up the second half of our lives

I believe that before you judge a person; walk a mile in their shoes

I believe that after walking a mile in their shoes, you’re a mile away and have their shoes

I hate it when people say, I not going to tell you again, then repeat themselves

I like smiley faces :)

Ninety two percent of the teenage population does drugs.

I am proud to say I do not.

I am an honor student and yet all school has taught me, is to text without looking

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh harder

Ninety four percent of teenagers drinks or have been around alcohol. But I like bagels.

Life without computers is hopeless.

I start things and never finis

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